Jan 21

Rambling

OK, I'm back again

A FAN LETTER  -  "Hey Christopher, why is your last name pronounced like the city Houston, but is spelled without the extra "o"?

Well, I'll tell ya.  Many, many moons ago, my great-great-great grandfather was a farmer and didn't have enough kids to help tend the fields.  His neighbor was a Swedish farmer with one extra kid.  So my great-great-great-grandfather traded him a kid for an "o".  That's why, to this day, my family all has dark hair, but I'm a blonde.

who knew

Jan 15

Rambling

So my sister sends me an e-mail that says that if you look at your gas gauge on your dash, the little fuel pump icon will have a hose on the same side as your gas tank door is on your car. 

It wasn't true and she still sits at the station on the wrong side of the pumps.

Send me feedback the next time you get in your car and you have to check your little fuel pump icon.

Jan 08

Rambling

I dated a girl once who said she didn't like pizza.  I figured she was either lying, was from Jupiter, or her ex-boyfriend worked in the pizza shop.